Brett Goldstein: Sex, Death & Small Talk

Situated in the heart of Southwest DC’s vibrant Wharf district, The Anthem has established itself as a premier destination for world-class entertainment since its 2017 debut. The venue features a modern, industrial-chic aesthetic designed to provide excellent sightlines and acoustics from every vantage point. Its location along the Potomac River waterfront makes it a standout anchor of the city’s revitalized shoreline, offering a polished yet high-energy environment for live performances. While widely known for major concerts, The Anthem is a frequent stop for elite comedians on global tours. The room’s multi-tiered layout creates an immersive experience that maintains a sense of connection between the performer and the crowd, even during large-scale shows. Renowned stand-ups such as Jerry Seinfeld, John Mulaney, Bill Burr, and Jo Koy have all headlined the venue. For comedy fans, it provides a sophisticated setting to see the industry’s biggest stars in one of Washington’s most scenic neighborhoods.