Cristina Mariani

Cristina Mariani is a breakout star in the stand-up comedy world, rapidly ascending from her viral debut on Kill Tony to becoming a mainstay at Austin’s prestigious Comedy Mothership. With a background as unique as her comedic voice—raised between the hills of Tuscany and the streets of Stockton, California—Mariani brings a refreshing, unfiltered perspective to the stage. Her sharp, dark, and often self-deprecating humor has earned her millions of views online and a reputation as one of the most authentic voices of her generation. Mariani’s meteoric rise includes touring extensively with Theo Von and opening for comedy heavyweights like Tom Segura, Ron White, and Christina Pazsitzky. She is a regular on Brian Redban’s Secret Show and a frequent guest on top-tier podcasts including Whiskey Ginger, TigerBelly, and Are You Garbage?, where her deadpan delivery and hilariously honest takes on cultural identity and "the modern struggle" shine.